Dear Father Christmas,
yes I mean you, the real one who lives near the North Pole! I've got a few requests for you; Christmas is a time for a giving and I've got some ideas for some friends of mine
Chuck - A copy of December's Children by the Rolling Stones; you know the one, it's got a copy of 'Get Off of My Cloud' on it.
And for all my other friends, readers and twitters; a peaceful Christmas, a prosperous New Year and general health and happiness!